2. Serving as a garbage disposal for Grandma's holiday sweets
3. Eat all of Santa's cookies (you only need to take a bite to prove he was there!)
5. Forget that one serving of Eggnog can be the equivalent of...
6. Lock yourself in the closet with a box of wine to avoid Aunt Betty
8. Take your drunken cousins up on their invitation to play tackle football
9. Unless you're Kristi Yamaguchi, maybe don't try to pull off a triple axle at Rockefeller Center
10. Skip your workouts during the month of December entirely... isn't that the purpose of New Year's Resolutions?