Top 10 reasons NOT to buy a KaiKini

1. You've done a million squats but don’t want anyone to know
   
   
   
   
   
2. You like wearing bikinis that give you diaper butt
   
   
   
   
   
3. You like it when your bikini comes off in the waves
   
   
   
   
   
4. You like to wear the same suit as everyone else
   
   
   
   
   
5. You don’t want to put a smile on your boyfriend/husband/lover's face
   
   
   
   
   
6. You don’t like Hawaii made products
   
   
   
   
   
7. You like dealing with wardrobe malfunctions
   
   
   
   
   
8. You think receiving compliments is SO annoying
   
   
   
   
   
9.  You hate going on adventures
   
   
   
   
   
10.  You like wearing drab, dull colors- bright, bold colors blind you